Fucking asshole

this boy who was in my life
Sakshath!

Hey! Guess who has a crush on fucking asshole??

by brokenheartgirl_123 July 24, 2021

Fucks

Adjective/Verb/; when something is better than good, and better than awesome, and the way and the only way to describe it is that it doesn’t have sex, it fucks

“How’s that Cinnamon Toast Crunch with chocolate milk?”

“It fucks!”

by Bexar210 July 7, 2021

a fucking monday

On a Monday, after an already heavy weekend on the lash, having assured yourselves that tonight is an early night, you and your friends find yourselves pissed as a fart at 3am, when you whisper to the drunkard next to you, 'it's a fucking Monday'.

Time: 3am on a Monday
Tom: Suz, wtf, it's a fucking Monday
Suz: yeeeeeeah it is

by MankiniMuncher September 29, 2017

Holy moly fuck

Whenever you see a hot man on Pinterest or mommy,

*scrolling on Pinterest and sees a picture of David tennant*

“Holy moly fuck, he’s hot.

by Swifte69 February 17, 2024

Fuck Off

FUCK OFF MEANS BEAT IT, NOT BEAT IT IN THE CONTEXT OF MASTURBATING. BEAT IT ALSO MEANS BEATING THE DICK TILL IT CUMS.

FUCK OFF AND SHUT THE FUCK UP, i say to an imaginary alien.

by tunip the vegimal March 16, 2022

crutonous fuck

When your cracker friend can’t say the N-word but has keys to the BBQ.

Bro, my homeboy Todd is coming to the cookout this weekend.

Who? Oh that Crutonous Fuck, yeah bro for sure, he’s family.

by Riddikuluslessness December 12, 2023

Fuck Kids

Step kids, your boyfriend/girlfriends kids; that try their best to annoy or bother you nonstop

The other day the fuck kids drank all my soda.

by ShellyandAlex February 12, 2023