First sexual intercourse after ending it with your significant other. Done primarily to reaffirm that you are still in the game and a one-time pass to engage in guilt-free, no-strings-attached indulgence of your primal desires with someone who would otherwise be socially off-limits.
"My old gal-pal Bobbie came over and banged my brains out last night. Don't think she's looking for a relationship though. She just broke up with her boyfriend. so it was probably her Free Agent Fuck."
by Zarathud April 10, 2012
Knicks Fan: Man did you see that shot that Melo missed that bounced off the rim like 5 times.
Celtics Fan: Yeah he got totally rim fucked.
Heat Fan: Hurr durr...
Celtics Fan: Yeah he got totally rim fucked.
Heat Fan: Hurr durr...
by P.K.V. May 01, 2011
I'm 28 years old, still live with my parents, dropped out of grad school and have -$69.13 in my bank account even though I've had a full time job since I was 17. Honestly fuck meth dude. Because crystal meth ruined my life. I just need to make a career change so I can get that shit tatted on my knuckles as a reminder, to stop myself from smoking the Devil's dandruff ever again.
by fVck_m3th August 05, 2024
<.7.9.7.6.>when you hear one instrument through the microphone of another instrument for fucks sake<.7.9.7.6.>
<.7.9.7.6.>when you hear one instrument through the microphone of another instrument for fucks sake<.7.9.7.6.>
by TheGeneralGenitalsPranksterian May 10, 2025
Dude, Adrian downed like ten phony Negronis and is so fucked down he has been throwing up since happy hour.
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