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closet fucking

Engaging in sexual intercourse inside of a closet. In some cases it is a fetish for the thrill of hiding or getting "caught".
Eric and I were closet fucking because we didn't want his friend Jenny to hear us while she played call of duty. After the closet fucking he passed out and I built a snowman with Jenny.
by POTtybreak August 25, 2016
mugGet the closet fuckingmug.

FUCK

Friend: Not every every goddamn sentence requires the word fuck!

Me: Yes the fuck it does! I FUCKING Hate Math!
by SlytherCorn1580 October 5, 2021
mugGet the FUCKmug.

fuck

person: stop

8 year old: FUCK YOU!! *snort laugh*
by Hard Fuzzy Man August 30, 2023
mugGet the fuckmug.

Ask your bsf to fuck

Tis the season! Christmas is coming along and what better yet to do is a prank?! December 20th is Asking your Bestfriend to fuck and see their reaction, Have Fun!
Jack: “ Hey amber , bestie you wanna fuck?
Amber: “No ew that’s weird jack!”
Ask your bsf to fuck
by Bigbandit December 20, 2022
mugGet the Ask your bsf to fuckmug.

Fuck dummy

The girl a dude go back to anytime just to fuck. Most of the time the female is attached and is being led on
Alonzo- bro I ain’t got no play in months

Josh- bro just fuck Alyssa isn’t she yo fuck dummy?
by Vallays February 19, 2023
mugGet the Fuck dummymug.

Fuck

Sex. Or something to say when your really mad
Person A: That’s Fucking Stupid
Person B: Why did you just say sex that doesn’t have anything to do with the conversation
Person A: Fuck You
by Anonymous Idiot Number 2 February 23, 2022
mugGet the Fuckmug.

jimety cricked fucked

The act of being mentally analy raped because you fucked up so bad that you couldn't come up with those 36 dollars
We're jimety cricked fucked if we don't come up with those 36 dollars
by TheBlackWhiteGuy November 9, 2014
mugGet the jimety cricked fuckedmug.

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