Face Fucked

Another word for faceplant, When your face hits/fucks the ground.

Holly shit cunt he just face fucked the ground hahahahaha holly fuck you all good cunt?
What oh fuck I face fucked it real hard aye cunt hahaha,
Ya face fucked it off your bike cunt .

by Mackbud August 11, 2021

First fuck friends ever

When you realize after many years from the first sex, that you are best friends.

No necessarily you dated or married, or even had more sex.

You are just first fuck friends ever.

They are first fuck friends ever.

She is mine first friend fuck ever.

by AnotherMiller August 11, 2021

fucked up

when you're either sad or angry at yourself or someone else

'' how're you feeling homie ''
'' I'm fucked up so leave me alone''

by cumshooter5000 August 12, 2021

Vent Fuck

Crawling out of a vent, then proceeding to fuck somebody.

"OMG Bethany! I was fixing the wires in electrical, then Red vent fucked me!

by Bussy Saka August 12, 2021

Fuck Beith

Fuck beith cause there minks

every 2 seconds say "Fuck Beith"

by GitHereNoooo August 13, 2021

Fuck-Muppet

A muppet designed to be used in self (or partnered) gratification sexually. Usually with the "entrance point" is the part where your hand goes for male, or has a protrusion for the females, either built in, or somewhere like fingers should go.

This dumb handless fuck-muppet broke the internet.

by WarbearPrime August 14, 2021

Handless Fuck-Muppet

A person with the mental capacity of a Fuck-Muppet, without a hand in it. IE they are useless to you, offer NO support, and can't even get you off....

This is the handless fuck-muppet that killed your cat with petrol trying to make it go woof.

by WarbearPrime August 14, 2021