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absolutely wanked

A term used to mean 'drunk' used accidentally as opposed to 'absolutely wankered' when someone is trying to describe their state of drunkness... whilst drunk.
"Ere Billy come up mine tonight pal, yeah?"
"Sos m8 absolutely wanked on pimms ygm lad"
by FuckinBlazeItM8 October 29, 2015
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Getting "Wanked"

When you have a friend named "Wanker" and he has a habit of not being around for a period of time. Then out of the blue he just pops up with a wild entrance and suddenly it's a 3 day party. A party you never hate or have a bad time with.
"I planned to get a lot of things done around the house today but all of a sudden I got wanked!"

"I didn't plan on getting "wanked" this past Friday, but 3 days straight later suddenly it was Tuesday"
by anonymous June 29, 2024
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Towby wank

The act off sitting on the tow ball off your car whilst wanking
The nice salesman at the Toyota dealership let me test drive the car and do a Towby wank to see if the car was right for me
by Noah fox gibbons November 30, 2021
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Wank

when a british person masterbates they call it a wank
by bigfatwank July 17, 2022
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Wank Ballad

A song which a man/woman choose's to ride to O-train too in an orgy for one.
"Dude what's your wank ballad?"

"Bro, for me its got to be Jitterbug by Wham! Just gets me there."
by HammerSmashElmo September 4, 2018
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Tribunal Wank

When three guys stand in the formation of a triangle and each put one of there hands left and the other to the right, and then suddenly everyone there is getting a double handjob
Nice soccer match guys, let’s go home and have a Tribunal Wank!
by Calabina October 27, 2020
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Birthday Wank

An Evening of Masturbation on one's birthday to celebrate the conceivement of one's self.
Mate: yo man you wanna go out tonight for your birthday?

You: sorry man I'm having a birthday wank tonight
by 69420candice69420 February 22, 2023
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