Twat-Waffle

A female douche. A contemptuous bitch.

Christine Moore was such a twat-waffle for accusing Erin Weir when he refused her.

by RICKROD SHOW June 4, 2018

Twat trapping

When dumb bitches friends intentional hit on you to trap you, and send that message to your ex. Its like the girl code.

A: Oooo lala this girl totally is wanting it.
B: I don't know bro, look at how she is setting up that trap!
A:What trap.
B: The twat trapping, its deadly.

by DirtyDutchmanBVD February 25, 2011

twat plaster

Does exactly what it says on the tin.

A plaster for bleeding twats.

ie. A tampon, or sanitary towel.

For fuck's sakes Shane, you really are a complete twat plaster.

by Ti September 3, 2004

Twat

Niel Spence Is a wind up merchant which makes him a twat

Niel stop been a twat

by Trev123or October 11, 2021

twat snaggle

When your fucking hardcore and try and move positions but get stuck up inside the pussy! Like your short shave pubes act like velcro and your just stuck!

Dude totes busted out the moves, and after taking tea with the parson we got all twat snaggled!

by Fishtangle January 9, 2019

twat-water

Vagina Juice

Her pussy excreted twat-water when it was massaged

by giffiend October 16, 2014

Twat salad

A jumbled confusing turn of events or situation.

Wow that party turned out to be a real twat salad, last time i go to that place.

by Mtg187 April 1, 2017