Measuring my big toe

t is a secretive way of saying masturbating aka. fapping, beating the meat, fapulishus.
It is comonly used by a group of men when a rare female is present, to not scare the rear specimen away.
Even though it might be little weird or suspicious it is clearly more safe and unnoticeable way of allerting your fellow dudes to not disturb or help you cover up.
When you use it in a sentence you will most likely bend it, in the usage they only bend the "measuring"; i measured, we are measuring, they measured, i am going to measure.

"Ey bro i gotta go and measure my big toe, be right back."
"Keep Stacy entertained i have to measuring my big toe."
"Ey Jackson i just spotted Ben and Charles, looks like they are measuring their big toes"

by CleverViking March 3, 2017

Toe the Rubber

When you are trying to put on a condom, you drop it, and she picks it up with her toes.

I dropped my rain jacket last night, and before I knew it, I saw her toe the rubber.

by Mothcleaner April 29, 2025

toe smuggler

This is the name given to a certain species who are able to smuggle drugs via the toe area. This done by wrapping a plaster around the toe which is able to hide the narcotics.

My names joe and I'm a toe smuggler.

by Toesmugglingfanboy March 17, 2017

thug toe

the act of putting your toe in someones ass during intercourse

dude 1: "man she was getting all hot and bothered, i didnt know what to do to her next, just gave her the thug toe."
dude 2: "awee yeaa, good ole' thug toe!"

by ThugToeTamer October 10, 2013

Vagina Toes

The delicate art of toe banging a vagina!!!!

She said that she would not like it because she had never tried it, so he said that you cannot knock it till you try it and he then he proceeded to insert his toe into her vagina and to her shock she and amazement she enjoyed and he screamed Vagina Toes!!!!

by Skeletor Impaler October 21, 2018

Toe nibbler

Someone that that has been in downward dog before and is addicted toe nibbling toes

John was a real toe nibbler last night

by Toe eliminatior February 20, 2022

Timmy tabby toes

someone who is super cute and silly

it originates from a REALLY cute cat called Timmy tabby toes on the rspca website ( go adopt him he's so cute )

your so timmy tabby toes

by kaislistions February 18, 2025