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Butter Beat off

Used to reference a person jacking off a guy through a hole under a bucket of popcorn at a movie theater.
Girl: What size popcorn should I get?
Guy: Large. You’re about to give me a butter beat off.
by Let’sNot November 18, 2020
mugGet the Butter Beat offmug.

churning crotch butter

He got a blister on his thumb from churning crotch butter too often
by djslut September 20, 2005
mugGet the churning crotch buttermug.

peanut butter guts

a car or truck with tan leather interior.
My boy got a new ride, pearl white with peanut butter guts
by Rixter July 17, 2006
mugGet the peanut butter gutsmug.

peanut butter legs

by Fanny Batter August 9, 2005
mugGet the peanut butter legsmug.

butter my tenderloaf

The act of giving a lubricated handjob in the kitchen using only items found within said kitchen. Common items used in buttering a tenderloaf range from: the natural (butter, olive oil, Crisco, bacon grease, Pam cooking spray), the freaky (Hersey's chocolate syrup, Egg whites, truffle oil), to the downright painful (honey, hot sauce, soapy brillo pad).
It sucked that my girl was on the rag last night, but that bitch sure does know how to butter my tenderloaf... Not only do we now have nothing left to cook with, we can't even do the dishes cause the brillo pad is all used up!
by chrispy licker May 27, 2010
mugGet the butter my tenderloafmug.

Peanut Butter Spoon

The act of wiping your ass with a spoon and then eating your brown off said spoon, similar to how one eats actual peanut butter off a spoon.
*Exits bathroom

Dad: “why are you eating peanut butter in the bathroom?”
Me: “Ran outta toilet paper, decided it was the best time to try a Peanut Butter Spoon.”
by BigWoodz97 September 20, 2020
mugGet the Peanut Butter Spoonmug.

ohio butter spreader

When one (typically male named Adam) becomes low on personal lubrication and puts forth the butter to the rear of his mate. After pleasuring to explosion then makes toast with left over butter between her cheeks.
When I am low on lubrication and just a little hungry I like to give my girl the Ohio butter spreader.
by Clapper8611 April 23, 2016
mugGet the ohio butter spreadermug.

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