by willy scott June 1, 2021
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Get the turtle mug.A term used to describe someone you know who always loses arguments or someone who acts similar to an acoustic turtle but not as acoustic.
Person 1: “Dude I don’t always lose arguments.”
Person 2: “You lose so many arguments that you’re a dead turtle.”
Person 2: “You lose so many arguments that you’re a dead turtle.”
by Totally not Eric_Bob November 12, 2017
Get the Dead Turtle mug.Girl 1: Isn't it gross to be with a guy who isn’t circumcised?
Girl 2: Naw, I make sure my guy stays turtle fresh!
Girl 2: Naw, I make sure my guy stays turtle fresh!
by Lexasorouss February 23, 2020
Get the Turtle Fresh mug.After a heartwarming moment with your girlfriend or boyfriend, you both get on your hands and knees and arch your backs like a turtle. After touching your buttholes together, you both push out two inches of shit and rub them together until one of you drops yours onto the floor. That person then takes their partner's remaining turtle head up their ass. The elegant and beautiful, Turtle Kiss
"Wassup man, me and my girl turtle kissed at the mall in the food court yesterday".
"What!? Dude I was working there, you dint ever let me watch"!
"What!? Dude I was working there, you dint ever let me watch"!
by ThighGlider December 18, 2019
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