KEVIN

A fat black kid that likes Cheetos says he has sex a the time but doesn't and likes to cry himself to sleep every night. he lies to him self that he's not fat but we know he is. unlike Miguel he is cool and has sex all the time. don't be like Kevin be like Miguel.

Kevin is gay but Miguel is cool and has SEX with his massive horse COCK

by jjbjbb December 14, 2021

The Kevin Special

When you routinely get screwed over by a particular Group or Region, and take it out on your friendly neighbors, rather than retaliating against those who have wronged you.

Cincinnati hosed me, so I think I’m going to hit Selkirk with “The Kevin Special”.

by JonnyBravo2410 December 8, 2023

Kevin abuse

When Kevin gets abused

Someone: Kevin always gets abused

Someone else: yeah we need to stop Kevin abuse

by November fools November 19, 2021

Kevin

Something that is fucking goated
(HM: Lebron James)

"Wow he is sooo Kevin I want to marry him"

by Quackerback2022 April 23, 2025

Well Stick My Dick in a Pickle Jar and Call it Kevin

A saying that signifies absolute disbelief

Well Stick My dick in a Pickle Jar and call it Kevin, that's crazy.

by Ellienymt December 7, 2022

Kevin

He's a bitch and a straight mark and had no aura.

Kevin is a mark as bitch he's auraless

by idcfmkrmtl5 March 17, 2025

Kevin

kevin is not funny. he is average. there’s nothing special about him. he in fact, resorts to instigating to make his life interesting. he will never do his own homework. he is not a leader, he is a follower but not of karol bc he is blocked.

person 1: bro, guess who did the stupidest thing the other day

person 2: i bet it was kevin

by shawtiegotlowlowlowlowlow November 22, 2021