mug fart

to drink a cup of tea, once finished fart in the cup. politely ask your girlfriend if they would like to have a drink( they are totally unaware of what you have just brewed for them!)

(gaz farts in2 finished cup of tea, emily is not aware)
"hey babe u want some tea?"
"yeh sure my little love muffin"

emily then drinks the brew and smells the fart

"oh my god did you just mug fart me?"

by trigg & manny January 21, 2009

Fart Handler

1. The recipient of a fart smell, usually after the farter is long gone.
2. A deragatory term, associated with being a fart smeller.

"Is that guy cool?"

"No way, he's a total fart handler!"

by bruno6 July 10, 2009

Fart alarm

When you think you have to shit, but only fart into the bowl when you try to do so.

When you go to change your baby's dirty diaper (because it smells like shit) and find it empty.

Dave: 30 minutes wasted due to a fart alarm.

Melissa: dammit Dave that's the 4th time today. eat a burrito and shit already.

Mom: change your sons diaper. He smells like shit!
Dad: Fart Alarm... Diaper is empty. You were right Honey; he is my son!

by Pelt hater January 11, 2012

Vestal Fart

a silent fart that smells so bad it makes you want to kill yourself. Symptons from smelling it include watering of eyes, nausea, anger and occasional vomiting.

Dude, thats almost as bad as a Vestal Fart.

by JasonMyers00000 December 17, 2008

fart crumb

This is a form of skid mark that appears in your underwear after having a tremendous amount of gas. It can happen all at once or accumulate over several farting episodes.

I need to wash all these fart crumbs out of my underwear.

by eggjones1 August 23, 2009

fart squirrel

Another name for skunk.

Jimi and I were cruising along when a fart squirrel ran out in front of the pick'em up truck.

by Razorayne December 15, 2015

Curry fart

An explosive rocket powered fart after eating curry

I just curry farted I'm gonna tear your nostrils. But I'm matty D I love curry farts

by Allott the currybmister January 14, 2017