dirty ian

is when you fuck someone in the ear then cum in there nose

dude that guy dick so small he could dirty ian a girl

by burrito not taco September 22, 2020

dirty afghani

When you are fucking a girl in the ass just after she's had a poo and afterwards you take your dick covered in poop and give the girl a "poop unibrow".

I was fucking a girl in the ass, right. She must have had the biggest shit ever just before we did it and she didn't tell me. To get that sloot back I gave her a dirty afghani and then we lived happily ever after.

by BrendanSh June 11, 2006

dirty mike

the guy puts a slice of cheese of his choice on the girl's vagina and then a bun and eats her out.

"i was gonna go to mcdonald's and get a big mac but i decided to have a dirty mike with my girlfriend."

by courtchandler August 19, 2008

Doing the Dirty

A way to say FUCKING when children are around.

So I only realised that she was a man after we had done the dirty.

by Peter Adams January 6, 2004

Dirty Comanche

Whilst anally penetrating your partner, pull out and jam the index and middle finger of both hands into their ass. Wipe the poo stained fingers across their cheeks giving them war paint. Then let out a stereotypical American Indian war cry.

I gave a girl a dirty comanche. My war cry was so loud, my roomates thought that the Apache nation was descending on our house.

by Jay Yei January 10, 2006

Dirty Luchador

an often used alternative take on the sanchez,

instead of performing your reach around on the upper lip you smear

your whole hand across the face (like a luchador mask) and scream

OHLE!

after receiving a dirty luchador she was never the same,

by hebs November 3, 2006

Dirty Jack

The Act of drinking your friend's pee after he mixes it into a coca cola with his penis

Tyler peed in a Coca Cola, mixed it with his dick, and then Garry drank it, in other words, it was a Dirty Jack

by weifowjcnvs April 25, 2020