by Jim Jeffries June 15, 2009
by big hairy sand man May 04, 2004
When someone has such horrible breathe that it is compared to horse droppings on two pieces of bread.
Joe - "Dude, Cindy has terrible breathe"
Rob - "I know, its smells like she ate a horse shit sandwich.
Rob - "I know, its smells like she ate a horse shit sandwich.
by Justin Syder September 02, 2014
You live life like your big mexican friend Hunter. Curl up in a nice warm tortilla with some netflix and poptarts.
by The Hunter Sandwich May 17, 2016
Aight so I was in da club one night, and I was grinding on a fat piece of lard. My Uber was 20 mins away so I was like fuck it, might as well. I make eye contact with this fat hoe, and she starts walking over to me and grinding on my ass while I grinding on da other fat bitch. Later that night we had a 3 way. True story. That’s a fat bitch sandwich right there
by KVC98 December 29, 2018
An act where-in someone deficates between someone else's exposed buttcheeks, and then forcefully closes them with the feces in-between.
"Brian tried to make my girl sit on his lap tonight. After I hit him with a warm meatloaf sandwich, he'll never want to sit down again."
by NYEXE August 16, 2011
When a person takes two dicks in their mouth at the same time, and the dick wielders are thrusting at an incredible velocity.
Fred: "Hey, did you hear about what Jessica did with Tim and some other guy?"
Tommy: "What do you mean 'hear about'? I was the other half of that nitro ham sandwich."
Tommy: "What do you mean 'hear about'? I was the other half of that nitro ham sandwich."
by loli_lacerator November 15, 2017