Josh

Josh is an all round sick cunt with a huge donger and seems to sell drugs with his grandma.

Person one: Oh, who's that guy over there?
Person two: I don't know, but he seems like a real Josh

by BigDykNagar October 25, 2020

Josh Hartnett as Ernest Lawrence

Josh Hartnett's Ernest Lawrence, from Pearl Harbor to nuclear harbor, building bombs with charisma!

Example of how it's used in a sentence:

Person 1: Is Josh Hartnett in Oppenheimer?

Person 2: Yeah! Josh Hartnett as Ernest Lawrence, he's building charisma bombs dude!

by courtofowls September 5, 2023

josh holder

I ugly muther trucker that leaves niggas on seen

Josh holder js a fucking bitch because he dint answer my snap

by Im not a hoe June 4, 2017

josh brinker

when two gay guys lick each others taints

Did you see ross and david josh brinker in the bathroom

by penis parker 2 May 17, 2013

Josh

He is a bitch with a small peen. He’s also big gay.

Josh is a bitch.

by Barry_McCocinner January 21, 2020

Josh

The funniest guy you'll ever meet that uses jokes as a shield do hide his insecurities and depth.

Popular with the ladies because he makes each and every one of them feel special and heard but is secretly yearning for his soulmate.

Will never accept any of his own wrongdoings or fuck ups as truth unless you give him concrete evidence, the man always thinks he's right.

He's a jack of all trades, meaning he's pretty good at everything, but will never master anything.

That Josh, it's good that his girlfriend isn't a jealous person, with the girls that constantly hang around him.

Josh's actual name is Joshuah, you know.. the spelling with the unnecessary H at the end. Don't forget!

by Gotyoufirst November 22, 2021

Josh

A Josh is pretty much a walking piece of garbage(if this piece of garbage is even capable of quitting league and getting up out of his chair). Ever since he had a small bout of beginners luck, he tryhards, despite being hardstuck. When he loses(pretty much everytime), he makes up excuses for his loss (he was tired, he wanted to go home, ect.) To ward of a Josh, just say jungle diff.

"Dude, stop being a Josh"
"But I only lost because I was exhausted from hw"
"Jungle diff."

by Magemidmain May 1, 2023