cum monkey

a phrase generally used to point fun at a male or female who jumps for joy at the concept of receiving some man juice

My god ryan is such a cum monkey he's swinging from the light at the thought of receiving my load

by logi bear607 June 16, 2011

Yard Monkey

The smell that people have, particulary children, that have been playing outside all and have a yard like sent to them.

When little Johnny came in from playing outside with his friends his mother looked at him and said, "You smell like a yard monkey".

by twirler20 February 19, 2011

queef monkey

a person that quiffs alot.

stop queefing you queef monkey

by Hardale December 9, 2008

monkey dust

Extraneous lint or dust entrapped within the region of the gooch, grundle, asshole, or nuts of an individual.

"That fucker left his monkey dust on my toilet seat!"

by Luis November 19, 2003

Monkey Butt

When you sweat prefusely in the butt area or you take a painful shit(crap) and It begins to hurt when you walk.

I sweat so much at practice my ass hurts and now i have "monkey butt"

by Blue pickle August 22, 2007

monkey cocaine

any type of fecal matter that is accessible to monkeys and sniffed regularly by said monkeys.

any type of fecal matter that is sniffed.

That chimp has some strong monkey cocaine - he just fell off the branch!

Have you been gardening or is that monkey cocaine under your nails?

by DrBillyRuben August 1, 2011

monkey high

to get high without actually smoking marijuana, but sitting in the same environment as people who are smoking marijuana; contact high

Damn, dude! That's some strong shit! I think I'm getting a monkey high!

by DyMiC May 23, 2011