Down Syndromed

A violent attack to the head/ brain in effort to disable main functions of the human body.

"Look out, that black dude looks like he just Down Syndromed someone".

by James Hoy May 14, 2009

Ashley" syndrome

to have be annoying and self absorbed as hell, but to have the nicest rack ever. it's heard to be mean when her rack is that nice

man, ashely is so fucking annoying, but her rack is perfect!

by Jimmy Beans March 28, 2005

Tourette's syndrome

A disorder of the brain that causes its victims to twitch uncontrollably and to scream incoherently and often with obscene words.

Michael isn't crazy. You have to understand, he has Tourette's syndrome.

by pentozali June 26, 2006

Asparagus Syndrome

An unlucky cunt who is not only painfully autistic (asperger syndrome) but can't spell for shit (dyslexic)

He says he feels a lighter shade of yellow today but when I told him to write down "yellow", he wrote "hjsdf". He must have Asparagus Syndrome

by Aldy September 22, 2005

Jake Syndrome

A condition where a person fells the need to compulsively lie about almost everything, whether it be simple or complicated. Most fabricate elaborate lies to gain attention such as pretending to have been attacked or diagnosed with an illness.
Similar to a hypochondriac.

Someone who says they got beat up and are blatantly fake limping have Jake Syndrome

by Dursh July 1, 2011

Cheerleader Syndrome

The condition where someone thinks he or she is better than anyone else much like cheerleaders act in high school. These people are easy to spot, since they are usually snobbish and demeaning to those around them. People with Cheerleader Syndrome are usually middle-aged and are low to mid-level office management but think they run the entire company. Their attitudes make others think they are assholes; a title not entirely undeserved. Little do they know that many of their subordinates can do their job, but they cannot do the subordinate job.

Joe-"Paul sure is stuck-up. He thinks he is a gift to this company."
Bill-"Yeah, he has Cheerleader Syndrome."
Joe-" Yeah, but he needs to realize I can do his job, but he can't do mine."
Bill-"A moron can do his job....no offense to you, of course."
Joe-"none taken."

by nobody_of_importance January 5, 2011

Assburger Syndrome

when u shit out burgers

Retarded police man had assburger syndrome

by assburgersyndromepatient January 27, 2009