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smoking law

a branch of law, which regulates the use and distribution of smoking devises, as well as other smoking-related activities
Sub-five friend: Wow, I learned all smoking law yesterday.
You: It's over 4 you
by сабтен December 9, 2024
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anal smoke detector

When she's such a smoke show, your ass starts beeping (for Joe 🩷)
"Damn, that girl was giving me eyes! Totally setting off my anal smoke detector!"
by Katalina Kaboom June 19, 2025
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Smoke Signals

When you lay opposite of another person sharing a blanket, usually on a couch, feet to feet (long distance signals) or head to feet (short distance signals). You begin to pass gas under the blanket, then you lift the blanket slowly and rapidly pull the blanket back down causing your smoke signal to exit the other side. It usually takes a couple tries to get your message across.
Sally had no idea what was so funny until she received my smoke signals.
by Not TEMU June 30, 2025
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LADWP Smoke Show

Smoke and mirrors pretend to care rule violating complicit in discrimination and corruption puppet show of incompetence and retaliation on the rate player's dime.
The grievance was denied after the LADWP Smoke Show ended at the LADWP Board of Commissioners Grievance hearing.
by SSOISAJOKESHOW July 3, 2025
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Smoking Dragon

When you're girl lights up a cigarette, bang her doggystyle and when she inhales her last puff, stick it down her throat and hold her nose
My girl wanted to quit her cigarette habit so I gave her a smoking dragon
by Slimy Mexican July 4, 2025
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Smoking a wrench

i just saw Zach smoking a wrench
by lo4218 July 10, 2025
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Smoking the moose

Doing something that is destined to fail or hopeless.

Derived from the story of Chris McCandless, specifically how he tried to smoke a moose in the freezing Alaskan wilderness.
Person 1: “Yo bro, I think I’m going to email Professor Williams and see if he’ll give me some extra credit so I can pass the class.”
Person 2: “Come on man, you’re averaging a 10 in his class. You’re smoking the moose.”
by Abceinstein July 23, 2025
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