Salad Guy

(Noun) A person, usually of the male persuasion, that, in most cases, works the salad station in any given restaurant, but while doing so, still lives with his parents or another close family member(s). In his position, he does his best to befriend his co-workers/associates before inevitably snaking in and sleeping with their girlfriends.

A Salad Guy may have the following qualities: age 27+, no car, estranged children with multiple women, a current or former drug habit, unreliable for work and/or social commitments, history of infidelity, and finally, portrays all the typical qualities of an all around douche bag.

You know that guy Zach? Yeah man, he's a total "Salad Guy"

by TheBaldBartender June 2, 2018

chopped salad

chopping salad is another reference to sticking your entire mouth on a males penis, respectfully

Susie: You want a chopped salad?
Andres: Yes, maybe tonight around 11pm

by sun-fluh February 22, 2021

Spicy salad

When your hair is messy and out of control.

"Austin has some spicy salad ontop his head"

by Augedog June 10, 2016

Picasso Salad

A messed up looking pussy, but tight and wet as fuck

Man... That girl I saw last night had a Picasso Salad...

by Sir__Cums_Alot May 18, 2024

Toss the salad

Tossing the salad is licking and munching on one’s butthole, basically a rimjob.

Joan: “I gotta eat something soon. No wonder why I’m so tiny.”
Kenny: “You can help me toss the salad, bitch.”

by rosenovarocks July 21, 2024

bbq salad

After getting to the bbq you sneak off with your women and some potato salad then pour it all over her snatch and proceed to eat the bbq salad

What did you do this weekend? Me and the missus made a bbq salad.

by ThEsTiCkYeSt June 30, 2015

Salad finger

Finger banging a chicks ass!

Last summer at my buddys engament party i got some salad finger from some swamp donkey from montana! And all my buddys watched thru the window of my R.v

by smiley the swamp donkey hunter October 16, 2009