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Pussy Whipped Mitch 

Gets pussy whipped by his wife everyday of the week, controlled by the wife, has no balls, gets dragged around every
Mitch E: Can I golfing with Tony? Wife: No you can not you are going to the nail salon with me now. Mitch E: Ok hunny Tony: Mitch you are a pussy whipped mitch
Pussy Whipped Mitch by ZVolt December 19, 2012

Pussy Posse 

A bunch o girls followin some douche cause they want that D.
Hey, did see Dom and his pussy posse yesterday? THEY WANT THE D!!!
Pussy Posse by Doucheitup August 31, 2013

Pussy Selfish 

When a woman refuses to give her man any sexual intercourse due to the fact she is mad sad or just to lazy to satisfy the needs of her male partner.
Male:I would some of that good lovin tonight from you.

Female:Well my day at work pissed me off and you're not doing anything to benefit me so no.
Male:Well damn woman theres no need to be pussy selfish it's no ones fault but your own.
Pussy Selfish by G-StringThief February 5, 2014

pussy fondler

One who delicately places his/her index and middle fingers upon the clitoris of a female then proceeds to enact a series of ginger finger motions that are intended to sexually arouse and/or stimulate said female (more fingers can be added if said female is particularly "loose").
Thad: Roger, that guy in that porno you had me watch was quite the pussy fondler.
Roger: Ya bruh, dudes got mad pussy fondling skills.
pussy fondler by BigJeffstyle5 February 17, 2014

pussy noogie 

When a girl grabs a guys head puts it in her snatch and shakes like a dryer with a brick in it. Most commonly performed in a strip club on your birthday.
Yo, we went to the strip club last night for Brighams birthday, he totally got a pussy noogie. His head was all up in that snatch, he almost suffocated!

pussy quota 

the amount of pussy needed to be seen, touched, smelled, licked or fucked to stay fit and healthy.
Dr. Phil recommends a pussy quota of 10 per day.
pussy quota by Mr.Guy_Boyman January 22, 2015