dick wonger

1. a male that craves rather large dicks
2. a male that act like he has a big dick but but infact he as no dick or balls

man 1 : that trev is a right dick wonger
man 2 : i know yeah , his wife told me he had no balls

by smellybanana September 21, 2006

eraser dick

A guy who has such a nice penis or is so good in bed that it erases all the bad qualitities about him and you keep going back despite the bad stuff.

I keep putting up with his shit because he's an eraser dick.

by Survivors of Eraser Dicks February 19, 2014

dicked in the head

to get the shaft, the short end of the stick, royally screwed, unfairly treated, etc.

Man, I got dicked in the head by that cop!

by Steve Neptun July 11, 2005

Wild Dicks

A flock of dicks that have no rules, float free, and are typically found in open fields wet, swampy areas. They can only be caught with two master-balls. Once caught, use a hydropump to suck out the valuable juice within.

Hey Lauren! Let's go dick hunting! There is a field where I know a bunch of wild dicks float.

by Wicked Willow May 14, 2011

clever dick

British or Australian slang for someone who tries too hard to show that they are clever, in a way which annoys other people.

He's such a clever dick, blogging about things he really knows nothing about.

by Irma Expat July 8, 2006

Dicked Down

When the dick game is strong

Tammy: How's you and Johnny's relationship?

Beth: Great
Tammy: He Got you Dicked Down

by Mcbitches December 17, 2016

Dick Gravy

Basically this words is yet another slang term for "semen".

Bitch keep suckin till you taste this dick gravy!!!

by Datnigga May 4, 2004