straight talk express

an obscure, expedient, variant of the reverse cowgirl, usually performed on the right wing of a fighter jet

Yo, J. 'Cain just straight talk expressed that bitch all the way from Hanoi to Saigon. Damn son!

by Babraham Lincoln 6969 January 16, 2009

straight up cocktail

A hetrosexual male who likes to give and receive oral sex from another male

Will: last night Jim and I were drinking straight up cocktails

Jon: but aren't you in a relationship with Jill

Will: yeah, but when Jim saw my flight of the navigator he knew I was interested

by Spyderbite July 19, 2011

Straight through the bush

Straight to the point

You DONT beat around the bush

Erin: “I told him he was ugly”
Mél: “wow you really went straight through the bush”

by Erxneyy May 6, 2020

Comfort straight couple

When you're in the LGBTQIA+ community and find comfort in fictional or real straight couples (normally fictional). This is a term when both characters or celebrities are both heterosexual outside of the cis male and cis female relationship.

Person 1: Omg I love Jack Walten and Rosemary Walten they're my comfort straight couple!
Person 2: I KNOW RIGHT THEYRE SO CUTE!

by irlpidge April 16, 2022

Straight Jacket Wank

Cross ur arms like your in a straight jacket and put ur nob between ur arms and move ur arms up and down

Aaron Hastings Sat Like Buddah and folded his arms ready for a straight jacket wank

by Rian Cushing December 26, 2009

Memoirs of a Straight-sha

When you have a romantic night watching Asian movies with a girl and fucking her pussy good

Me and that girl went back to her place and watched Memoirs of a Straight-sha

by D Flawless November 23, 2021

Super Straight

A sexual orientation where a man is attracted to women only or where a woman is attracted to men only.

Man: I am Super Straight. I am only attracted to women. I am not attracted to people with penises or chopped off penises.

by Yezhov August 13, 2021