death by m&ms 

when you eat my m&ms and i kill you

Me: where are my mms?

You: oh, I ate them. Sorry.

Me:(shoots you)

Death by m&ms

death by m&ms by Digital street chicken May 28, 2019

m&ms 

These are tiny female titties

Woudja lookit that girl with the m&ms. Dunno why she bothers to wear a shirt

m&ms by plain ol frank June 22, 2007

m&ms 

Chocolate skittles.

These m&ms are the shiznit!

m&ms by TheRealSmallShady August 25, 2016

gay m&ms

Skittles

Gay m&ms are just skittles

gay m&ms by Beep beep you sad fuck November 5, 2021

M & Ms and Butt Cracks 

The definition of a smell of combined hard work, sweat, and grease, often the smell of a truck full of doodes who just worked on airplanes for 12 hours in the hot sun.

"Man, it smells like M&M's and butt cracks all up in this mutha fucka."

M & Ms and Butt Cracks by tattsnteeth2 June 11, 2006

m&ms 

Absolute perfection, when eaten, can result in being enlightened by god, created by the gods for the gods, although some slipped down from the heavens and are able to be accessed by us mere mortals, resulting in enlightenment by the gods.

Sam: Damn when did Sam become so smart
Sam: It all started when he ate those damned m&ms

m&ms by Savitygray December 5, 2019

m&ms 

stuff you can but at the store and shove up your ass

M&Ms feel nice up my ass.

m&ms by 72ithink February 12, 2022