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When sombody (ex: mom or brother) walks in your room and wakes you up 1-2 minutes before your alarm clock is sopposed to go off. Related to Buzz Kill.
sleeping person- Zzzz

Mom-*opens door* hey do you know where the plunger is?

sleeping person- What? Gosh Mom! Could you be more of a Z' Kill!?
Z' Kill by Sandwoman April 20, 2010

top kill 

A variation on the "Upper Deck" , a Top Kill is the act of securing the water supply to the toilet tank & flushing all the water out until the tank is dry. You then manually lift the "flapper" exposing the hole which leads to the bowl. You then force a large quantity of Butt - Mud into the hole at extremely high pressure therefore sealing the tube permanently.
I was trying to sleep in Todd's parents room, but their god-damn toilet kept running. I finally had to give it a Top Kill or I would never have gotten any rest at all.
top kill by MadMark August 8, 2010

Booze Kill 

(noun): commonly used to refer to a person who has become sluggish, lazy and/or a complete Debbie Downer due to consumation of alcohol in large quantities
"I want to go home." "Jesus Christ, stop being such a booze kill and stfu, bitch.
Booze Kill by crew4life May 17, 2011
Ekells <3. Has curly hair, about 5'11", 100 pounds, always wears hats with flat rims. Rubs his chest when he talks to people for some reason... Below average penis. Also known as E-Curles.

Other Definitions: An orgasm.
Dude I had a wicked E-Kells last night
E-Kells by Queen Mitchell May 26, 2011

Road Kill 

n. loud bubbly person, who quieted down a bit – Why so shy, Road Kill?

life of the party, funny dude, used to be funnier, clown– Road Kill knows what he has to do to get attention

broken libido, doesn’t stick to his agenda, dull, residuals, don't like that look in his eye – Hey, Road Kill, are you SURE you’re ok?

someone who gets ripped apart and doesn’t fight back, or doesn't fight back in the right direction – Hey, Road Kill, wake up and smell the coffee… hint, hint… you’re getting torn apart

a mixed-up panda that eats shrubs – Hey, Road Kill, I wouldn’t trust those guys with my bamboo or my twigs

a cuddly polar bear that is more wicked than you – Hey, Road Kill, seals, fish, or slushy?
“Dude, Road Kill, was HILARIOUS tonight. Does Road Kill need a ride? No worries, he’ll take a cab

“ ‘Hey, Molly, your husband’s clothes fit funny girl. Do you want to get some of this loving?’

You bet your ass I do. It’s my dead ass husband that’s Road Kill not me.’

‘You ready to step into the jungle?’

‘Aw, man, you know I see you. Yeah, I’m looking right at you. You, the Road Kill, I see you. You’re freaking me? You like to watch? How does this make you feel?’ “
Road Kill by AmericanBeauty47 September 1, 2012

keeley killackey 

well what can i say keeley killackey is a girl you will completely love. she has been the love of my life for ages and i will never let her go. she is really funny and really sweet, she is loved by all. sometimes she can be a slag but most people love her for it. althought she is taken she always gets boys and is really fit.
josh: OMG, its keeley killackey, i want to bang her

kyle: doesnt everyone?
keeley killackey by keeleylover January 21, 2012