Humaning

A word that an alien would most likely come up with to describe or explain the actions of a human crewmate.
Alien 1: What is Human Kate doing? She has been screaming at her personal data device for over an hour!
Alien 2: Just ignore her when she's humaning.
by partyofnone March 5, 2021
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human

A type of "species" that proclaims themselves as the smartest beings in the universe, even though they're the dumbest. Please note that all humans are dumb and stupid.
alien: Do you know where a human's brain is?
cyclops: Where?
alien: Nowhere 😂
by It's Me, DISFLY September 26, 2023
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human or not

the humanornot.ai website, an online game in which you chat with an ai bot or an actual human person and you have 2 minutes to guess, is it a robot or a person?
- yo you know that human or not website?
- yeaaahh it's so cool
by stysan May 13, 2023
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Jazz The Human

NOT THE FUCKING MUSIC GENRE. Jazz is a mistake to human kind. Jazz is typically used as a nickname for the name ‘Jasmine’ bUT WILL RAGE QUIT IF ANYONE DARES CALL THEM JaSmiNe. Jazz is never and will never be a homosexual, contrary to popular belief. They’re hair is shit along with they’re taste and they need to stop eating fat bastard. They could also be considered an “athlete” but not really lolol. Probs dead.
Wow is that Jazz The Human, I have them on snapchat (jazzatthedisco) and instagram (axiom.of.jazz) YOU SHOULD ADD THEM TOO THEY REALLY TICKLE MY PICKLE
by Axiom.of.jazz May 17, 2019
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Human Fro

When someone is horny they masturbate in their own shower (male) then turn the water off and ejactulate in the drain. Wait ten to twenty minutes and then remove the crusted semen covered hair resude from the drain then procede to ingest.
Did you see corey eat his moms pubs in that human fro?
by Hello... love... 15 May 6, 2011
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human video

A skit, sketch, or drama to a song done by people, live.
We performed a human video at our school about teen violence to the song Hero by Skillet.
by Maxedout27 October 28, 2013
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