egg blinker

when you hit back to back blinkers without exhaling and it feels like there’s an egg in your throat

dawg i just bout died hitting an egg blinker

by hippiehaze420 May 26, 2024

Egg

A character in the show Malcom In The Middle. He loves froot loops and is very quiet.

Dude: Hey Bro remember Egg from that one show Malcom In The Middle?

Guy: Yeah he must be a real Fuck Boy like Carlo

by Dont ask you wont care May 15, 2021

Fried Egg Nipples

Dark nipples which look to have overtaken a breast and remind you of your breakfast. Most common of Middle Eastern tits.

"Jesus Sally, I didn't expect to find you had fried egg nipples".

Fried egg nipples tend to remind me of mothers, they don't turn me on.

by Neilwarri November 9, 2015

Poached Egg

Taking a pill used to treat erectile dysfunction as well as a muscle relaxer so that the user is rendered soft but firm. Just right.

‘Oh man I was a poached egg last night’

by JSpringsss101 October 21, 2021

egg lace

The nasty brown part of scrambled eggs in a skillet.

Can also be found on over cooked omelettes.

Get that nasty egg lace off my scrambled eggs.

by TheBlondeAccountant March 7, 2017

eggs benedict arnold

Eggs Benedict are prepared as usual. While mixing the hollandaise, some male ejaculate is added to the sauce.

"Hey Jimmy, how are those eggs benedict arnold?" Jimmy does a spittake.

by HaikuScoop December 1, 2023

Dirty Eggs

A move most commonly performed by gym bros and blue collar workers in the bed room.

It’s when you just got done working outside, or working out and you have nasty sweaty balls. When you get home you convince your significant other to have sex with you, and you put your balls on their top lip while they lick your taint.

Chad: “Come here Bethany, let me give you some dirty eggs.”

Bethany: “Oh Chad, I love your dirty eggs. I needed some good flavor today.”

Kyle: “ Hey Rachel, do you want breakfast for dinner tonight? I’m whipping up some dirty eggs.”

Rachel: “Oh Kyle, you know I’ll eat your dirty eggs any time of the day!”

by Caleb Snider July 15, 2025