Pumpkin Drunk

Being so intoxicated that you are willing to have sex with that "thicc"-looking pumpkin on the front page.

"Dude, you hooked up with Phoebe last night you gross f***."-Brad

"I don't want to hear anything. I was pumpkin drunk."-Chad

"Fair enough."-Brad

by H_Balls99 June 8, 2018

Drunk and crunk

When you get drunk and crazy

We are going to get drunk and crunk!

by Waterpopper July 4, 2025

Hoisington drunk

When a innocent trip to the central prairie of Kansas in search of ducks turns into a 24 hour bender. Typically a peak level of drunkenness only achieved once in a lifetime.

Could also be called a “great bender”

boss: hey Matt I need those papers on my desk 9 o’clock sharp

Matt: sorry boss. I got hoisington drunk over the weekend and fell behind. Any chance for an extension?

by Divebombs November 2, 2021

drunk

are you drunk?

person a: are you drunk
person b: yes

by mklkjfsldjfskljdfls April 21, 2021

Kamala drunk

It’s a slightly inappropriate amount of drunk.

Heading to the in-laws to get Kamala drunk and talk shit this weekend?

Is Kamala drunk the highest level of drunk?
It’s a slightly inappropriate amount. She’s not capable of anything at the highest level.

by Brill71 November 27, 2024

Theatre-drunk

When one gets drunk before and during a movie in a Theatre.

Aw man I got so Theatre-drunk, I don't even know what I we saw last night.

by MissFysche March 23, 2013

Drunk

Drunk, is my dad. When he gets home

the defind definition of drunk, is my dad goes to the garage, and comes back in. looking like a, girraf who did not eat in days.

by Drunk_jim September 11, 2021