danish drunk

Danish people has been "lately" the must beer drinkers per inhabitant accurding how much a person drinks per year in Scandinavia.

Do you want to get danish drunk?

by Openhygge July 13, 2017

Rockstar Drunk

Getting so drunk that you have to sleep with your jewelry jeans and tied shoes on because your shirt is all you can manage to get off

“Dawg how the fuck you sleep in all your shit”
“How the fuck I know I was rockstar drunk”

by B Scal November 18, 2017

woggo drunk

To be so drunk that you're unable to stand upright and likely to lose your phone and/ or other personal items.

Man, I've got the worst hangover; I was woggo drunk last night. Lost my phone again.

by anyonefromanywhere September 26, 2010

Vending Machine Drunk

To become so intoxicate, getting into a fight with a vending machine is your source of entertainment.

Seattle became so vending machine drunk, she went out looking for a fight with a coke machine.

by Anti-Texas March 23, 2010

Text-an-ex drunk

Exactly what it sounds like

“Dude last night I was text-an-ex drunk”
“How’d it go”
“I’m gonna be a father man”

by bdix02 July 18, 2020

Drunk sexting

When a drunken individual texts sexual advances to another individual in an inebriated state .

Thonisha: Hey SAM, Im yearning for your Kiss. Maybe we could try a Tsunami Tongue?
MOM: Thonni, you're drunk. Go home.
Thonisha: (SMH)I'm a dumb ass. There I go drunk sexting again.

by Thatfatgirl1985. October 16, 2017

Slade Drunk

Slightly more drunk than you intended to be on a weekday

I thought I was slightly drunk on a weekday, but my slurring identifies me as being "Slade Drunk".

by Dan'lSlurs October 30, 2018