Mud cricket

A female who enjoys white claws only slightly more than giving blow Jon’s to ransoms guys driving their fathers truck. Often found in the Hogwaller mud holes just outside of Palatka fl. Can be identified by the rubber boots and push up bikini top she wears. Also frequently screams “yeet yeet” for absolutely no reason.

This mud cricket is covered in mud and wants to blow me and my buddy.

by Old drunk. June 25, 2021

Mud-Flappin'

When you are having anal sex with a girl and you pull out and put it into her vagina.

Friend #1: I was have amazing anal sex with that filthy little filly Stacy and I pulled it out and put it deep in her bum, straight mud-flappin' bro.

Friend #2: Amazing, pure class.

by Timothy0Peden September 16, 2021

Mud

Another street name for heroin. Other common names for heroin included boy, tar, big H, snowball, dog food, smack (60's kind) and dope. It can be taken orally, injected and smoked. I personally recommend not doing it....

I sometimes think I should smoke mud, then I hear Fat Amy in the back of my head saying "mmm, better not."

by cj1519 June 6, 2015

Mississippi Mud Cake

The perfect dessert for after a smoked brisket.

Meemaw’s makin me a Mississippi mud cake for after I get my brisket outta the smoker

by King Ralph III August 5, 2022

Mississippi mud trap

When you shit while getting fucked in the ass.

I fed Steve tacos to make sure we had a good Mississippi mud trap tonight

by VinnieXX September 7, 2022

mud monster

when you have so much fun that you wouldn’t notice if you were covered in shit.

I used to play mud monster with my friend. I chased them around covered in mud. One day we found out that was were the sewage was leaking...it was shit.

by definitelynotcoveredinshat September 19, 2021

Alabama Mud Slushee

While doing anal, your girls butthole is so full of shit, you drop chipped ice in it and furiously bang it, creating the infamous Alabama Mud Slushee.

Man, me and the old lady were doing butt stuff but she was full of shit. So, I dropped some chipped ice into her butthole and we mad an Alabama Mud Slushee. Aside from the stench, it was awesome.

by Headshok1962 March 13, 2025