Brother, You Are Either Short Or You Died.

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Person 343: Brother, You Are Either Short Or You Died.

by LeSouffleDeVersailles February 12, 2025

Meth Brother

The brother in your family that does meth.

I just got a collection call looking for my meth brother

by PitDweller September 12, 2020

Best friend's brother

The Jegulus Fic™️ (written by zeppazariel)

person a: hey what are you reading?
person b: the best jegulus au to ever grace the earth
person a: oh best friend's brother?
person b: duh

by mrtellmeafuckingsecret May 24, 2022

Your Brother a Mother

This is the GOD TIER of comebacks. Worse than “Your mom gay”, “Your dad lesbian”, Your granny tranny”, and “Your sister a mister”. No escaping, or deflecting this. You are all doomed...

Ricky: “Your mom gay”
John: “Your dad lesbian”
Brittney: “Your granny tranny”
Jake: “Your sister a mister”
Me: “Your brother a mother”
*Everyone dies*

by Ephexia May 14, 2018

half-brother

Male that has one parent in common with other living beings.

My half-brother is a good person.

by Coldandhot October 14, 2023

Volk Brother

The brotherhood of Volkswagen owners. This brotherhood is the largest of vehicle owner groups and the most outrageously spirited. Brothers are known to wave and honk twice to their other Volk Brothers. The Volk Brothers does not include women Volkswagen owners.

If you aren't a Volk Brother than you can suck Hitler's dick

by HeadVolk February 25, 2014

Your Brother Bi

Worse that “your mom gay” and “your dad lesbian”

Noah: Your mom gay.

Joe: Your Brother Bi
Noah: Dies

by SloSlothz May 10, 2018