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Procrasto Asshole

See also Fucktard, Stun Cunt, Loser.

Procrasto Asshole: A procrastinating asshole who ALWAYS is late, always has a very handy excuse, and never takes responsbility for FUCK ALL. They never have any money, ALWAYS a Moocher, can't be trusted with anything, especially the Truth.

The only consistant thing about these losers is, you can expect a fuck up when they're around. It's like they're the Mayor of Loserville and the town follows them around.

In short, a Prograsto Asshole is a loser you always need to stay away from, because it you don't, it gets stressful, costly and exasperating.
"Hey Joe, you Procrasto Asshole! You fucking left the doors open again and we got robbed! All our stuff's gone!!!"

Joe: "It's not my fault people rob places..."
by Hashtag Approval Dumpling December 14, 2024
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Derpy asshole

a derpy asshole is a person who trolls people and is an asshole
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Asshole

Someone who absolutely doesn't give one fuck. it's as If all the fucks in their library's are checked out. Also a synonym for Jacqueline Magno.
Ugh, I gave him $5 yesterday, but when I asked for $1 today, he's being selfish, what a Jackie.

He's such an asshole, he needs to learn to share.
by KAmdad November 13, 2014
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Asshole

Someone who is being a jerk for no reason.
"She is such an asshole
by Cassandra Bitch March 2, 2015
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Asshole next door

The asshole neighbor you get when you try to turn an asshole into a boy next door.
A few people tried to tame the guy like he was a playful dog or a racehorse, but he didn't have the same kind of relationship even some of the more unruly, wilder horses had with people. The more they tried (to tame, overcome, or change him), the more they met the asshole next door.
by Solid Mantis May 17, 2020
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“Fuck. Sex. Asshole. Piece of shit.”

That’s how you grab attention with verbal words.
“Fuck. Sex. Asshole. Piece of shit.” *clap* *spin*. -Jeremy fragrance
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Brute Force Asshole!!

You know who are they are!!!
by The 13th Captain December 18, 2020
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