apple ham

apple ham to you too
by youdontnnedtoknow February 03, 2021
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apples cherries and bananas

When my friend Maximus is high as hell and wont tell me how many fucking blunts he smoked

-from emily 2-17-16
Emily: your mad cracked out guys how much did you smoke
Max: I didnt smoke anything onlu apples cherries and bananas
Emily:your a real crackhead
by cat prints February 17, 2016
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doctor apples

a super attractive dude who loves anal sex with men
he also is not actually a doctor
"hey, will you be my doctor apples? no homo btw"
"yes. i love anal. its not gay i swear"
sex
by sussusususususamongus March 31, 2021
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Apple Bouncer

A person who has scumbag parents, but they are still successful later in life.

An apple does not fall far from the tree, but opposite. They DO fall far from the tree.
You are graduating doctorate school. You are a true apple bouncer!
by Pyloco December 13, 2023
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stagnant apple

The stagnant apple tastes rotten.
by Debskelly1985 March 25, 2023
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Negative Apples

Negative apples is when you want to defy logic and are astonishingly stupid in math.
by KPOP_DUCK December 13, 2018
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