Christian

A person who has a forehead so large that it could eclipse the sun, yet somehow is a catholic.

girl1: Is that Christian?
girl2: ew.

by anonymous July 26, 2021

Christian

Christian is the type of person to always lie about how big that fella is down there.

Woah Christian!Its smaller than i thought …

by ilikebirds346 November 24, 2023

Christian aitkens gay for Homeless

Christian aitkens likes to let druggy homeless men fuck him under bridges, he's always walking around looking to let one have his way

Oh look it's Christian aitkens gay for homeless

getting railed under the bridge by that dirty bum

by Arthursgirlboy February 9, 2024

Christian Werner

Biggest Gym Rat
He is not natty
Body count over 20
Man whore of Michigan
Is currently dating Alex Aaron

Wow! Have you seen christian Werner's insta? He is a fruit cake

by benjamineck2231 December 19, 2022

Christian

Christian is a very strong person. Super stubborn. Always thinks he is right. Hates when you hang up on him will easily block you and pretend he doesn’t care when he really does.

Will treat a girl like a princess - thinks he is Prince Charming. Christian is the type of guy that knows every word to a Disney song, but can fight a guy.

Christian is so hot he will show people he is a bad ass, but really he’s a baby that just wants to be cuddled.

by chicken_cow_chicken June 21, 2020

Christian

The best friend you could ever have and yeah you might search up his name and find some church website but no he's the best he'll be there for you no matter what and love you till the end he's that person you can count and and love without feeling weird to say it he's also very cute and weird also very funny the person who will make you laugh so hard but still very caring.

I can always count on christian

Or I love christian

by CCChris2504 April 11, 2017

Pellow Christian

Also known as "Pellow Christianity" is a religion with spiritual intent, it follows Christianity but with understanding and awakening of knowledge, specifically about jews and judaism itself and how it conflicts with Christianity. It also includes knowing information about which bible passages have been altered over the years to include hatred against other races or sexualities and seeks to deny the altered passages and only follow God Jesus Christ to the fullest and live your life spiritually and healthily. It is strictly against the talmud for having satanic verses such as the talmud speaking of Jesus "burning in hell" which he is not, Jesus is in Heaven. The symbol for Pellow Christianity is a purple and yellow cross, specifically purple on the top and yellow at the bottom.

I like the cross you are wearing John, is that a Pellow Christian one? I follow Pellow Christianity myself too!

by PassionYesser December 3, 2022