Hot-Air Conundrum

When you get into a car during winter and the AC is blasting hot air despite everyone wearing warm clothing

Person 1: "Can you make the AC colder? We are in the Hot-Air Conundrum right now."
Person 2: "Fuck you"

by BravoArmstrong April 16, 2025

The Hot Air Balloon

Only possible when a man has a foreskin. The hot air balloon is when a person spreads the foreskin of a penis and proceeds to blow dry their glans while simultaneously inflating the foreskin similar to a hot-air-balloon.

Got a little bored with my usual jerking habits, decided to do the hot air balloon last night.

by ding_dong_consumer May 27, 2021

air Hand-Shake

air Hand-Shake also aHS, is a big UwU cringe boy and he's gay.

Person: Hi air Hand-Shake!
aHS: UwU.
Person: Who else but air Hand-Shake?

by Makota Dorgan November 30, 2019

Pooed air

Alternate terminology for a fart.

Oh oh! Pops just pooed air. Clear the room!

by Youpac November 9, 2023

go commit air not entering lung area

Another way of saying kys

lj: u r an idiot im the best!!1!
Tq: go commit air not entering lung area you retarded 3 year old

by How1dare1you September 8, 2018

Oklahoma Air

Oklahoma Air is absolutely horrible. Just like Demi Lovato's music.

Man you really smell like Oklahoma Air.

by believeinwhatisay_1 September 3, 2017

Washington air raid

When someone crop dusts a woman who is driving topless.

Hank and Evan just gave their boss the gnarliest Washington air raid

by Tazerchase July 23, 2022