Skip to main content

cum monkey

a phrase generally used to point fun at a male or female who jumps for joy at the concept of receiving some man juice
My god ryan is such a cum monkey he's swinging from the light at the thought of receiving my load
by logi bear607 June 16, 2011
mugGet the cum monkey mug.

queef monkey

a person that quiffs alot.
by Hardale December 9, 2008
mugGet the queef monkey mug.

Yard Monkey

The smell that people have, particulary children, that have been playing outside all and have a yard like sent to them.
When little Johnny came in from playing outside with his friends his mother looked at him and said, "You smell like a yard monkey".
by twirler20 February 19, 2011
mugGet the Yard Monkey mug.

monkey dust

Extraneous lint or dust entrapped within the region of the gooch, grundle, asshole, or nuts of an individual.
"That fucker left his monkey dust on my toilet seat!"
by Luis November 19, 2003
mugGet the monkey dust mug.

Monkey Butt

When you sweat prefusely in the butt area or you take a painful shit(crap) and It begins to hurt when you walk.
I sweat so much at practice my ass hurts and now i have "monkey butt"
by Blue pickle August 22, 2007
mugGet the Monkey Butt mug.

skrill monkey

A person who loves and hoards money.
The only reason Tiago has money is because he is a cheap ass skrill monkey
by skrill monkey March 19, 2007
mugGet the skrill monkey mug.

monkey high

to get high without actually smoking marijuana, but sitting in the same environment as people who are smoking marijuana; contact high
Damn, dude! That's some strong shit! I think I'm getting a monkey high!
by DyMiC May 23, 2011
mugGet the monkey high mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email