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Christian

The best boyfriend that a guy could ask for, smart, sweet, and loving to everyone around him. He tends to be over protective but will still hang out with you when it’s safe (COVID-19 / 2020) He is incredible handsome and hot both on the inside and the outside.
Christian is hot as f*ck
by Gay media March 20, 2020
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Christian Andres Black

When you jerk off and have sexual relations to someone you are related to, mostly your brother who plays FNAF.
by christianandreblack January 26, 2025
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Christian

A person who typically likes to work with their hands, and not in a good way. These types of people prefer to use hands while performing a blowjob and tend to jerk off more frequently.
Dayummmmm!! Look at ur hands! You must be a Christian working those hands so hard.
by tripherthenstripher March 28, 2025
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Christian Spirogiannis

If your name is what is above you are officially a poonce by the government of Australia.
Christian Spirogiannis (poonce) talks to so many children.
by Big lord October 14, 2019
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Christian

Christian is a hilarious boy who can light up your day with his smile. He tells the funniest jokes that make you laugh till you cry. He can be super sweet and sometimes a little cheesy, but he cares a lot about people and always is a friend. Even though some people think he's weird, he will always remain the class clown, and a secretly sweet badass.
Girl, where do you get a boyfriend like Christian?
by Emmavie13 June 13, 2018
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You'll become Christian? What!? How!? By way of osmosis!? Maybe I gave you more credit than you deserve.
Hym "And what do you mean by that? If you spend enough time around Christianity you become Christian. Then how do you explain people like Matt Dillahunty? Or maybe... Yoi set up an environmental trap... Maybe mimic the delusions of reference associated with schizophrenia and torment the people into converting into your incest cult. They'd be like a grasshopper on concrete. And if Christianity is just this nebulous thing rhen what even is it? Eaching crackers once a week with your incest friends? If I eat crackers and drink wine am I a Christian, Alex? Does celebrating a PAGAN winter festival that Christians STOLE (which is a sin) make me a Christian or does it make me a Pagan?"
by Hym Iam July 9, 2024
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sarasota christian school

the best school in the entire world. if you go here please never leave you will never find a better school all the teachers are incredible and great
person: where’d you go to school last year?

scs student: sarasota christian school

person: i’m so fucking sorry
by omgilovecheesecake March 10, 2022
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