When your dick is so huge,as that of a turtle's,and you do anal to your gf.NOT doinf anal to a turtle
-tyrone:man did you hear the new rumours?
-ollie:no wha' happened
-tyrone:jhonnie just turtle analed the fuck out of jessica
-ollie:no wha' happened
-tyrone:jhonnie just turtle analed the fuck out of jessica
by Cyberdildon January 22, 2018

It’s a relative of the very known snapping turtle but it’s a noming turtle also ur known as a noming alyssa
by Kuma69 September 26, 2020

A turtle is a name given to someone who is very slow at everything, or if you just look like a turtle
Hey bro, that guys a real turtle
Yea he’s really slow and he just looks like one
What’s his name, Kman
Yea he’s really slow and he just looks like one
What’s his name, Kman
by Dliw1 October 27, 2019

He too big to explain most of the time. Prolly run into him at park near Emerald Palace butt ass naked.
usually slow in the head and on foot.
usually slow in the head and on foot.
by Upperdeckerheffer July 26, 2025

by Solid Mantis February 7, 2021

john you wear too much turtle skinz or u belong with tha preppie turtle skinz!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!holla
by nick tha pimp March 16, 2003
