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Dylan

Dylan is the name given to the kid at school who eats his own boogers and sniffs his fingers after scratching his bum.

If you know a Dylan you know you wouldn't touch him with a 10ft pole.
That Dylan bloke, he's so fucked.
by whitefalcon123 January 17, 2022
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dylan

dylan is a cool, nice guy. but when you start to get to know him he is SUPER weird. he probably simps for 1 girl and thats probably a girl that everyone loves. (but u never know) he is also pretty dumb and can act really "freaky at times. His crushs name PROBABLY starts with D but it might be different for you :")
"Theres Dylan!"
"OH god no...."
by thesearealljokeslol September 23, 2020
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daddy dylan

dylan is so phucking hot. hes probs the most hot guy you will ever see.
by not dylan22 October 14, 2020
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dylan ryder

Dylan Ryder , is a banging guy , and you'll start catching feelings for him, but I warn you now don't !!

Even though you would do anything for him don't get in your feelings over him😌
Dylan Ryder is my Macaroni , love him loadssssss .
by How I define my people December 11, 2016
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Dylan

Dylan: i have dick
Guy: WHAT!!!
by rteygdfb February 4, 2025
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Dylan

a great and funny guy hes really athletic and has a nice personality really tall smart and kind really weird in a good way has lots of friends will beat you up if you mess with them fast runner has a nice body has good clothes
did you look at dylans clthes he looks so fly today.
by ggsquade March 12, 2017
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dylan carter

possibly the worst person you could ever date, he smells like ass, cant smile for shit, has horrible music and video game taste, and is an overall shitty and racist person
0/10 don't recommend
hey who's that you're dating?

dylan carter, he kinda sucks

I know, he has a small dick
by haddles. April 13, 2022
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