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Dylan

Used to define someone who fakes having depression, to get the attention of a women. He loses all his friends and puts this women through tremendous emotional trauma, just for his own personal gratification. Commonly seen saying “fuck off” or “you wouldn’t understand
He’s faking his depression, he’s such a dylan
by Gmoney200370 December 24, 2018
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Dylan Mckenzie

Dylan Mckenzie is at his lowest peak in life right now. He is on day 589 of being single. He has been facing much depression because he has no girlfriend so he decided to make the Spotify Playlist called “bruh like I’m really going through it”. Dylan is very determined to get a girlfriend. Dylan Mckenzie is a real n-word that believes in God and doesn’t say cuss words. He plays a lot of NBA 2k. His house is the community house for The Boys. Everyone will go to hang out there and play Basketball or mess with each other. Dylan also has no mercy whatsoever. Dylan, Erica, Shane, and Michaela decided to hide Joey J Shot’s stuff in random places across his yard at night. Shane accidentally overthrew J Shot’s hoodie onto the roof and then Dylan Mckenzie proceeded to purposely throw it on the roof of the shed. Dylan is motivated to do anything, even if it includes going 10% simp power. At least he doesn’t go 100% like Garrett Stevenson. Dylan’s mortal enemy is Dylan Santilli, the polar opposite of Dylan Mckenzie.
Damn, you really showed no mercy there. You pulled a Dylan Mckenzie!
by Doctor Sexman November 28, 2019
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Dylan

Hottest guy you will ever meet. Picks up hoes by the minute. Is very muscular. Usain bolt couldn’t even come close to this mans godly speed. A god at anything he does and very funny.
Dylan
by JOE727272 November 27, 2021
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Dylan Minnette Day

A singer/guitarist in an “indie” band called Wallows along side Braeden Lemasters, Cole Preston and two others. Dylan is amazing at everything tbh. He should have his own day cause he’s a cool person.
Today is Dylan Minnette Day!!!!!😌”
by ahh_wallows January 30, 2021
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Dylan

Dylan is type of guy who is good to be friends with and sometimes great in relationships they usually have bad hair lines and blue eyes but they are still super cute and amazing to be around, most dylans are kinda assholes but they always have good in their hearts. Everyone should know a dylan
Wow that guy looks like a dylan i want to go meet him
by Justalilbitch November 25, 2018
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Dylan

Dylan is a cool guy who likes a whole bunch of girls and he gets them all because they find him attractive because he has curly hair and is Dominican and has a big cock
Dylan is the best dude in the world
by Thedude2323 June 13, 2019
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My Dylan

‘My Dylan' is what Alex says when she refers to Dylan (her boyfriend, future husband, and father of her future children). He is Alex's soulmate.

Dylan is the person I love the most. He is the most amazing and most perfect person I’ve met. He’s so important to me, idk what I’d do without him. He makes jokes that genuinely make me laugh. He tells me daily how much he loves me and I appreciate him so so much. He deserves the world.
I love my Dylan. He's the cutest cutie of the cuties. He makes me so happy.
by acarrot5 April 23, 2024
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