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Oh youre an asshole
by uh69 March 15, 2023
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Asshole Nod

That moment, when you see your boss at the office, or some old friend on the street, and the person looks you directly in the eye and nods without saying a word because they are too much of a coward to speak or apologize for being a utter douchebag at some time in the past.
Dude: "Hey bro did the bossman come talk with you?"
Me: "No dude, he just sort of gave me the Asshole Nod."

Dude: "Wtf is wrong with that guy, he's such a douche and a pussy?"
Me: "Word"
by McDoodles October 27, 2014
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asshole

Mrs.K is a real asshole, but she will give me a A+ if I blow her.

Mrs. F is a Slutty Asshole who will trade a A+ for me to cum in her and let her suck my dick.
by The Real Not so Slim Shady April 19, 2017
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ASSHOLE QUOTE

When you are out at night and you hear this giggling towards you but you don't say a word BUTT your ASSH0LE does.
I will tell you it is coming on naturally as I have a natural ASSHOLE QUOTE and I could not believe how loud my ASSHOLE sounded off.
by ASSHOLE LOYAL QUERY TELEPATHY September 10, 2021
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Asshole

You
by Jojwjwjejej June 5, 2024
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Asshole

Another name for a Russian president who has a really long term.
Putin: I'm an asshole!
by amogus susi September 13, 2022
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Asshole

An asshole is arrogant, abrasive and smart, but he is not disingenuous. He may be fully aware that he is an asshole and he may take pride in it.
Bill Maher is an asshole.
by Bbag05 October 19, 2020
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