TWAT

Toolbag Walking And Talking (TWAT). This term is used to describe a (toolbag) co-worker that distracts others by walking around the department while having a conversation on their blue tooth\wireless headset.

Employee 1: That guy is so annoying. He is constantly walking around while having a conversation on his wireless headset.

Employee 2: I know. He is such a TWAT

by e-man770 April 29, 2013

twat twiddler

Lesbians slang name

Derogatory

Singular

“That chick is a totally a fucking twat twiddler“

by John_D03 June 14, 2019

Twat face

Person who has a degrading kink and wants to fuck me

Me (alpha): ugh… hey twat face
Twat face: I’m an L BOZO who simps for everyone 🥺🥺

by Whyd_!tch3.3 April 30, 2022

Twat

/Twät/: 1.1800s:see Twat
2. 1990s
3. 2021, A person who acts Pussy like, soft and squishy, usually make , in a particularly stuck up or pretentious manner.

After a minor traffic incident that 5’0 skinny guy driving the Lexus , traded his faux scarf he was wearing for a neck brace that day in court.

:omg he sounds like a huge Twat

by Axel Jabroni September 1, 2021

Twat Squad

A group of girls (more than 2) so close, they can be seen as having a platonic romance; female equivalent of bromance; group equivalent of hoemance.

"Uch, look at Ally, Alisa, and Ashly. They are so gay for each other"

"I know. What a twat squad"

"Fucking right"

by Shallowve August 15, 2015

Twat to teeth

When you pull your cooter dip out of your vagina an put it in your mouth.

Did you see that bitch go twat to teeth?

by Cooter specialist December 24, 2020

Wrong-campus twatted

a) A level of intoxication that you find yourself on 1) The wrong campus of your university/college 2) The campus of a totally different university.

b) An equivalent level of intoxication where meaning a) *could* occur given the chance/location

"Dude, I got wrong-campus twatted last night and had to walk back in the rain, it was a pretty crazy night."

"Did you hear about John, he got so drunk he got wrong-campus twatted and ended up crashing a Christian union meeting"

by Kirjavah September 25, 2013