Turd of Paradise

Someone that despite the appeal of the environment ruins ones experience.

“Las Vegas would have been the best trip ever if it wasn’t for that Turd of Paradise, Andy Dick”.

by Doktor Awesome June 8, 2018

Turd Slurp

The act of eating ass; annalingus

E.g. Billy went home and turd slurped the hell outta his girlfriend.

by Schmorgan June 9, 2018

Secondary Turd

Similar to a secondary shit but not as bad.
Also used to denote a turd that is not a primary turd.

You are a secondary turd man

by Rangoman69 June 21, 2019

Secondary Turd

This is not the primary turd this is the disappointing second one that plops into the water and splashed your bum

Roger: Man you reek like a secondary turd
Steve: Shut up ya smelon

by Lacaswetty June 21, 2019

Bush Turd

When you decide to shit in a woman's vagina and you miss slightly and the woman hasn't shaved down there in 5 years.

Me and John were trying something new last night and it turned into a bush turd.

by futuregoggles July 3, 2019

Turd carter

A turd carter is someone who transports shit from septic tanks

What do you do for a job? Me? I’m a turd carter

by Puffyjohnson November 5, 2019

Turd

When someone you like does something silly/mischievous to you.

Jimmys such a turd, he just splashed water on me

by ToDoList November 16, 2019