A sad, lonely child who plays baseball even though he sucks. He looks like a twig and is semigood at Fortnite.
by Elligah June 3, 2018
Get the Turdmug. A pile of laundry that just sits in the middle of your room - no one wants to claim it, but yet there it is
by McKena10 April 25, 2017
Get the laundry turdmug. Condition where one experiences abdominal pain due to difficulties derived from a hard or immovable turd as the body tries to pass it to the colon.
person1: What's the matter? person2: My stomach hurts and the pain keeps moving. person1: Oh, I see. You've got a rogue turd.
by trampledunderfoot November 30, 2019
Get the Rogue Turdmug. A brown panel van that's the same color as shit that it makes people throw up and criticize over the color.
Guess what I saw on the way to work today?
What'd you see?
A big ugly brown van!!
It looks like a turd on wheels!!!
He need to go drive that fucker off the cliff. Either that or repaint it.
What'd you see?
A big ugly brown van!!
It looks like a turd on wheels!!!
He need to go drive that fucker off the cliff. Either that or repaint it.
by B4dsx August 22, 2020
Get the Turd on wheelsmug. 
A poo you do when you are nervous. Usually occurs before a significant event such as before a job interview or your wedding day.
by MissBear April 25, 2017
Get the nerve turdmug. Someone who frequently brings up "in my day" and "it's a generational thing" while drinking and talking smack in public arenas. Also, as bad as he/she is, STILL better than a Stubby. In effect, a 1-up Stubby Boomer.
"Man, kids these days don't even pronounce the "T" in words like button and mitten. In my day, we ALWAYS pronounced the T's! Either way, I'm still a leg up on a Stubby."
"I know, pops. You were the man back then. A regular ol' Taquila Turd."
"I know, pops. You were the man back then. A regular ol' Taquila Turd."
by ayemacii February 15, 2020
Get the Taquila Turdmug.