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Trees

A wonderful name for someone who is only one person, very short, and very weak.
by thetreesknees August 28, 2021
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jism tree

Basically the same thing as a whore or slut. Just way more demeaning.
I bet dat ho smell like a jism tree after getting mutted last night.
by Spratt626 November 17, 2015
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The Smoking Tree

The Smoking Tree (noun) is that one place at or near your high school where all the where stoners would go to smoke with minimized fear of getting caught. For example, at my high school the smoking tree is so big, it's leaves/pines conceal the smokers inside, so they will noy get caught.
The Smoking Tree refers to any place, not just huge trees, where people can smoke safely.
"Yo Tyrone, lets go drive to The Smoking Tree

during the lunch break so we can roll up this fat blunt."
by Yaboi AV November 2, 2017
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tree

a tall ,green and leafy stick.
can be mistaken for a giant salad kebab.
'hey there tall ,green and leafy can i eat your branches?'

TREEEEEEEE
by CDS And Meow April 8, 2016
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Shade Tree Mechanic

An individual who can preform car repairs and maintenance for a fraction of the cost if those same services were done at a dealership. The Shade Tree Mechanic, more commonly known simply as "Shade Tree" is very knowledgeable of how to service most domestic vehicles manufactured before 1995. Any vehicle manufactured after 1995 and import vehicles in particular are problematic for Shade Tree; however, Shade Tree will tell you otherwise.

Shade Tree operates from his own driveway or in front of his house on the street. Ideally, the service work is preformed beneath a tree with a large canopy providing necessary shade during hot summer days hence, the title "Shade Tree."

Be advised, the Shade Tree does not possess any metric tools, uses vise-grip pliers in practically every repair situation and will require you make multiple trips to the auto parts store to replace things inadvertently damaged by the apologetic Shade Tree during the service repair process.

Most shade trees will barter and accept various forms of payment including cash, a carton of cigarettes, liquor, Wendy's or Burger King.
Joe: I need new brakes for my car but the dealership wants over $400.00
Mike: Bruh, go around the corner and holla at that Shade Tree Mechanic. He'll hook you up for a pack of squares and some Chick-fil-A.
by 1lyf1luv December 13, 2023
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Mexican Christmas Tree

Did you notice that Mexican Christmas Tree they had growing on their back patio?
by MikeInGrafton June 21, 2024
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Breathing burning trees

Suffering because of someone else's actions. can also be used in past and present tense
"My boss gets on my nerves! Guess I'm stuck breathing burning trees until I get out of this job".
by CaptainHotPocket September 30, 2022
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