suck my rusty tomahawk

A way to tell someone to suck a dick or to just fuck off in general
Simon really needs to suck my rusty tomahawk
by Fireguy47 December 16, 2017
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Rusty Easter

Bob "Your in a bad mood, Whats up?"
John"I had a Rusty Easter"
Bob"Well that's what you get for dating that fecal freak you call your girlfriend."
by Woodstock shit storm June 17, 2013
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Rusty Screw

When a male defecates into a females vagina, then proceeds to make love to her with the faceas still inside of her.
Female 1: What happened to you last night?

Female 2:After giving Kris a rusty trombone he rusty screwed me. It was so messy!

Female 1: I love it when Nick does that to me.
by RustyWelshys April 23, 2012
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Rusty screw

The act of having anal sex without emptying one's bowels beforehand with (most commonly) a man over the age of 75.
Damian : "Me and Winston had a cheeky rusty screw while his grand daughter was in the other room!"
James : "Wow, I can't wait to have my first rusty screw"
by LargerThanAverageDave May 07, 2023
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Rusty Screw

1. The act of intercourse while a woman is on her period.

2. Fuckin' while she's on her period.

This is an old Sailor's phrase. It comes from the rusty-red color of period blood. And the slang term "screw" commonly used to refer to intercourse. It should also be noted that human blood contains iron, and its red color is due to an oxidation (or rusting) reaction.
Me and my boo had a rusty screw on the kitchen floor. It got real rusty.
by drankinzailor January 06, 2019
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Rusty Taco

A repulsive amount of ginger pubes above the vagine
“Did the carpets match the drapes?”
“Yeah she’s got a rusty taco.”
by JewFishman November 19, 2021
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Rusty Rooster

When you wake up with a stiff morning wood and have anal sex BEFORE you pee.
After the third alarm rang into the morning, it was clear that lazy Kathy was not going to get out of bed any time soon. An irritated Joe decided a rusty rooster might be more persuasive, plus he’d been scrolling through Facebook in bed next to her long enough.

Time for a Cock-a-doodle doo doo.
by Chandrew32 August 28, 2022
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