Personal Diary

When someone texts the groupchat with useless and mundane information at random times in the day about what they’re doing when it has no effect on anyone else in the chat

Typically happens when the groupchat has been inactive for a while

Person 1: “I’m going eat a hot pocket”
Person 2: “Personal Diary”
Person 1: “REEEEEEE”

by Logano Piano December 17, 2023

National be Kind to an Ugly Person Day

"National Be Kind to an Ugly Person Day," observed on August 5th annually, is a day dedicated to promoting kindness and empathy towards individuals based on their perceived physical appearance. The holiday encourages people to look beyond superficial judgments and recognize the inner beauty and worth of everyone. Participants are urged to engage in acts of kindness, offer compliments, and spread positivity to uplift those who may feel marginalized. This day serves as a reminder that true beauty lies within, fostering a more inclusive and compassionate society.

Person A: "Good morning! Let me hold the door for you—did you know today is National Be Kind to an Ugly Person Day?"

Person B: "Thank you! That’s a wonderful idea. Let's make sure everyone feels valued and appreciated."

by ggainer872 August 6, 2024

zestiest person

Zack R.

Zack R. is the zestiest person ever

by stew20 August 23, 2023

pull-ey person

A person who constantly pulls your strings, and not the good ones.

Y/n: "Wow dude, they're a really pull-ey person. One day my strings might just snap."

by yourmomwholeftyourdad May 21, 2025

lazy-productive person

A lazy-productive person isn’t someone who likes to get things done so they can be lazy later.

I define myself as a lazy-productive person because I want to get things done so I can smoke out of my bong at night and read.

by CelestialSeaCow May 5, 2018

Person 29

He's mad because he's not Person 30

Person 29: WHAT!? I'm not born as Person 30!? Outrageous! 30 is my favorite number! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

by Tooftreef December 15, 2023

Borderline Personality Disorder

A type of person you must run away at all costs if they make you your “favorite person”

Friend: my partner loves me so much and calls me her “favorite person”!

Me: OH SHIT! THEY GOT THAT BORDERLINE PERSONALITY DISORDER! FOO YOU BETTER RUN AWAY AND SAVE YOURSELF! THEY GON’ FUCK YOU OVER BAD!

by Splaird June 22, 2025