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Kid Autism

Nickname/description of a young professional that has no idea how awkward they are in the workplace or other social settings. Frequently exhibited in technical fields such as engineering. Behaviors include: carrying on uncomfortable conversations, long-winded emails that talk in circles, stalking co-workers without making contact, staring at people, and peaking around corners.

Every office likely has one 'Kid Autism', though not often to a degree that it noticeably affects their ability to interact with co-workers.

The condition does not required actually being diagnosed as clinically autistic; any combination of unusual behavior or lack of understanding social protocols will serve as an adequate basis for attribution of the nickname. Intended to be only mildly insulting, but more generally a term of endearment.
Ollie: The other day 'Kid Autism' sneaked up on me and stood in the door of my cubical for 5 minutes staring at me until I happened to turn around. He said he didn't want to "bother me".

Jerrod: He is one creepy little f***er.
by Mr. Nakajima April 30, 2013
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Fat Kid

The person who is considered most lazy and/or useless, typically named ScottyB or something dumb like that.
You know Scott? He's the fat kid.
by BammyS January 19, 2019
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Stray Kids

A kpop boy band that is sort-of well known. Made up of 9 members: Bangchan, Changbin, I.N., Lee KnOw, Han, Felix, Woojin, and Hyunjin. Most beginners people only know Felix because of his recognizable face.
Person 1: “Have you listened to Stray Kids new album Miroh?”
Person 2: “Yes! But Maze or Memories is my favorite!”
by scooby_snakes June 13, 2019
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Fidget Kid

He’s a cringed kid that can spin fidget spinners at high speed to decapitate anyone who says he’s cringy. But I say he’s cringey, so I’m gonna die now.
Kid 1: That Fidget Kid looks really cringy...

*the kid dies by fidget spinners*
by NineTails May 2, 2018
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meme kid

A meme child is an annoying kid, who uses edgy memes like school shooting memes, fakes doing drugs, or steals memes, and claims them as his own.
"Did you see that meme kid fake smoking weed"
"Oh yeah, he fucking said he was gonna shoot up the school a while back"
by beetlejude October 26, 2017
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cancer kid

A baby who has little hair.
My 7-month-old was on a play date with a cancer kid.
by frabrizio February 21, 2017
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blind kid

A kid who is constantly made fun of for being color blind.
Amish tard: do you think my drawing looks good? Oh wait you can't see it.

Edgy kids: hey blind kid
by Mdjdndjdjs March 11, 2017
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