kink bar

Johan he is kinky and a crunch bar

Johan: I'm very kinky and also a crunch bar and a kink bar

by Ur momololol October 15, 2018

mwah no bars

Zesty way to say bye

Lucas: Alright mwah no bars!
Jimmy: your gay

by Tinxy January 30, 2024

bar flail

A bar flai is someone who frequents bars looking for drugs because the local dealers don’t want to deal with them.

Don’t talk to that bar flail. He might rip you off

by Eff security April 5, 2019

Space bar

The key you press after the basically most punctuations.

Do you know you need to press the space bar after a comma, or it is wrong grammar?

by some guy that someone knows June 11, 2019

bar hog

a bar-ed boar

turn that boar, into a bar

make it a bar hog

by Barack Hussein Obama January 14, 2019

5 Star Dive Bar

In a “5 Star Dive Bar” you will find a diverse and unique clientele that come from all walks of life. Additionally you will find fun bar games like darts and pool as well as trivia and karaoke nights. But once all these fun activities have been combined they generate a cool subculture vibe that anyone would enjoy. A “5 Star Dive Bar” will offer inexpensive drinks like Miller High Life and PBR for $3 or well liquor for only $4 all day long and the prices will always feel like happy hour. The bartenders at these types of establishments are fun loving and can make you a modern or classic cocktail done the right way for a reasonable price. The bartender will engage with everyone because they are used to the colorful clientele that ranges across all types of people. These types of bars show you that great doesn’t have to be complicated or expensive to enjoy.
The term “5 Star Dive Bar” was first used by Sherwood’s in Jacksonville, Florida after major renovations took place due to damages incurred by hurricane Irma in 2017. The entire establishment may have gotten a face-lift but the heart and soul remained intact.

Description:
- Smoke Free
- Non-sketchy environment

- Clean restrooms with actual toilet paper
- The bar doesn’t smell like a sour mop

- Food on the menu you’ll actually enjoy

- Decor is free of naugahyde, carpet, wood tone formica and/or cinder blocks
- Good music
- Good vibes
- Good people

- “Come as you are” type of attitude from the bar staff

“Hey Honey, this is a real 5 Star Dive Bar! We won’t have to burn our clothes because there won't be the smell of smoke on us tonight when we get home.”

“I’m hitting the local 5 Star Dive Bar tonight, they’ve got live music from a local band!”
“No man, I'd rather go to the 5 Star Dive Bar! At least they have good prices!”

by sherwoods July 25, 2023

Turtle Shell On A Monkey Bar

Men who ride Harley's or other cruising type bikes, who wear turtle shell style helmets because they are not driving fast enough to need a full helmet usually. And they ride on a bike that has had custom steering handles installed. The handle bars are usually raised an additional 10 to 12 inches, making the rider appear to be hanging from a monkey bar.

"How bout that turtle shell on a monkey bar, his tiny helmet had huge skulls painted on it and he was barely able to hang onto his monkey bar because it was almost too high..."

by BOSS*bitch June 11, 2015