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rusty wilbur

When a male hasn't had sex for a substantial period of time, he might warn his partner that his wilbur (his penis) is a little rusty (out of practice).
Just to warn you, I've got a Rusty Wilbur.
by Ulare4 October 6, 2022
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Rusty S'mores

You start by fisting a handful of mini marshmallows into her Rusty Sheriff's Badge followed by a pounding sesh where you whip up a nice batch of Santorum. Next, have her push the contents of her Prison Wallet out onto a few graham crackers you've placed on the ground for her.
Becky's Fart Box was sounding like a Queef Chapel last night while we were whipping up a batch of Rusty S'mores under the moonlight.
by Mike Oxstiff January 9, 2023
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Rusty Harmonica

The act of eating a woman’s ass while simultaneously massaging her clit. Can be done from any position, primarily from the back. Gigem
Just wait until we get home baby, you’ve earned yourself a rusty harmonica.
by OlRockthebadAg December 2, 2024
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Rusty wooding

Having sex with a girl on their period and letting the blood dry on your peines
Oh my God me and my girl tried Rusty wooding it was great
by The mans dictionary June 18, 2023
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Rusty Drawer

A sex act consisting of missionary position coitus on a beach without a blanket.
"So Megan and I were totally waisted on Montauk Saturday night and ended up doing a Rusty Drawer on the dunes. Pretty sure my Johnson needs a skin graft. She still can't walk."
by Dr. Lazlo Hollyfeld February 19, 2017
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Rusty R2-D2

When a train is ran on your girl and when the guy getting head is about to bust all dudes twist the girls nipples to make her scream sound long like a broken rusted wailing R2-D2.
Person 1: Dude how much fun did you have Rusty R2-D2ing her last night.

Person 2: I had almost two much fun.
by Rusty duck January 13, 2021
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Rusty Fire Hydrant

When a male (older male) is in the act of “cumming” and nothing comes out
babe i need you back, he got my with a rusty fire hydrant again
by Braden Fredericks September 4, 2017
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