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A sentence mixed with AAVE + Stan Twitter words that make absolutely no sense at all for normal English speakers. Only the most devoted of the Unemployment religion can decipher the gaggery of this sentence.

Originally said by a random Twitter user, it gained more recognition when Ethel Cain read the same sentence posted by someone else on her livestream.
"When the chile is tea but the finna is gag, sis i'm dead as a chile
What he knows throws the blows when he goes to the fight
And he'll win the whole thing 'fore he enters the ring
There's no body to batter when your mind is your might
So when you go solo, you hold your own hand
And remember that depth is the greatest of heights
And if you know where you stand, then you know where to land
And if you fall it won't matter, cuz you'll know that you're right" is the full title of Finna Apple's second studio album.
by repufolklore February 28, 2025
mugGet the When the chile is tea but the finna is gag, sis i'm dead as a chilemug.

Welsh Tea

Do you want a cup of welsh tea? Baaa
by Andy August 24, 2023
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Reverse Tea-Bag

When your old balls hang so low that you can reach the backside of the tonsils of a buttslut when performing a bear trap.
That old fucker could give her a reverse tea-bag now, he should've worn supportive underwear to keep his balls from hanging so low.
by Mike the Squirrel September 10, 2018
mugGet the Reverse Tea-Bagmug.

raspberry tea

when a girl bleeds into her panties and puts them in the sink so they don't stain, turning the water pink.
"Damn, that's nasty. Someone's brewing raspberry tea in your bathroom."
by Shana Da Flama May 6, 2009
mugGet the raspberry teamug.

TEA

by Amogus😳 December 20, 2023
mugGet the TEAmug.

Tea

Tea is the real gossip it is the drama everyone wants to hear about
“Ohhhhhh spill the tea
“Teeeeeaaaaaaaaa”
by Hi I’m soooo cool December 26, 2018
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tea

Listen to the Kinks' song, "have a cuppa tea" and you'll know everything you need to know about tea
Granny's always ravin' and rantin',
And she's always puffin' and pantin',
And she's always screaming and shouting,
And she's always brewing up tea...
by timinatorx May 26, 2023
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