Texas Roadhouse

When two guys are about to do the deed, but surprise the woman by putting on hats and riding straight into her anal cavity with their tongues out

Hey Jimmy, do you wanna pull a Texas Roadhouse on her tonight?

by Negroratory mammal July 4, 2019

southwest texas state university

the name of the university that all the jackwads at Texas State wished they'd graduated from

geez Marjorie, if only my parents could have contributed to Southwest Texas State University I might not be stuck at Texas State

by SWT Alumni '89 June 2, 2017

texas leg lock

When giving a rim job your partner will rap their legs around you to lock you in

Man Alexis Texas has the nicest ass. I would love her to do a Texas Leg Lock on me

by Gio da PANDA July 15, 2016

Texas Pipeline

n: the act of inducing sexual pleasure while prairie dogging.

Karissa likes to perform a Texas Pipeline to relax after a hard days work.

by dragonpipe November 5, 2021

Texas Telephone

When two people hold hands between bathroom stall walls or urinal dividers while using the facilities.

Did you see David and Alex on the Texas Telephone? I think they’re gonna get together soon.

by BeefStewy January 25, 2022

texas ranger

The sexiest man to ever live.

Damn you look like a texas ranger.

by Jakjakkkk December 20, 2020

Texas Chaw

The greatest sports team to grace this earth since the '92 cowboys. They drop dick and piss all over .40 core softballs! Their battle cry of "CHAW!!!!!!!", which is screamed after every spectacular double play is rolled or piss missile is launched, can be heard from sea to shining sea.

Jim Adler: What are we gonna name the team?
Tx Hammer: Texas Chaw?
Jim Adler: Sounds awesome...
Tx Hammer: CHAW!!!!!!!!!!!

by MRiDropDick2 August 12, 2010