texas hunk

Having anal sex while riding a horse and only wearing a cowboy hat, cowboy boots, and a belt.

Look at that cowboy riding, he's a true Texas Hunk.

by Venomous Nutt January 27, 2023

Texas French Fry

A fat, messy line of cocaine.

“Why’s Chris so talkative tonight?”

“He snorted a Texas French Fry at the pre-game.”

“Yeah that sounds like him.”

by LogiBogy May 20, 2022

Texas Divorce

A sexual position in which the parties are standing up and tied together with a belt. To qualify as a true Texas Divorce, belt buckle must be at least 5” in diameter.

After we rode the mechanical bull, I took her back to my place for a Texas Divorce.

by LesleeB February 12, 2020

Texas Three Piece

When you have a homosexual threesome with someone’s father and stepfather simultaneously.

I took your dad and stepdad to Carls Jr and we split a Texas Three Piece in the bathroom.

by TomatoFlameBoy September 23, 2023

Texas Tobytoad

A huge Texas size Tobytoad

I left a Texas Tobytoad in the shower so huge I had to move to Hawaii from Texas to hide from my shame.

by TOBYNASTY May 22, 2023

Texas school shooting

Incredibly good oral sex, that results in a bunch of kids getting shot on her face when she blows you away.

Boys guess what happened last night. Jordan gave me the best head, Texas School Shooting style

by deemeechee1991 November 11, 2023

Texas Ball Fondler

A notorious criminal who caused mayhem in southeast Texas throughout the 1970s. The Ball Fondler was known to violently grab the sack of men in the greater Houston area, and disappear without a trace. His victims were usually men who were wearing short, baggy clothing, with easier access to the victim’s plums. With no motive, no leads, and no suspects, the ball fondler was never caught, and remains on the run to this day

Dude, you better take off those baggy shorts before we get to Houston, the Texas ball fondler might get you

by Overknown April 1, 2024