Jelly-Twat

Someone who instigates nothing-fights as per Dane Cook's joke.

My girlfriend was being a real jelly-twat when she did not inform me of the jelly situation in the house.

by Hippo8Me August 30, 2010

Twat outfit

An outfit worn by a shitty superintendent at graduation who couldn’t care less about his appearance or what the community thinks of him.

Why is he wearing a twat outfit instead of a shirt and tie?

by KimPossible33 July 5, 2024

Twat

Typically an obnoxious female.

Usually angry and unpleasant, itching to yell at you or accuse of something, typically gender based.

A female that complains and likes to cause trouble. Generally subversive.

Who complained about the temperature? It's 80 degrees here now.

It was Jennifer, that twat.

by AndreTheSlayor January 22, 2020

twat flopper

A twat flopper is a homosexual female, otherwise known as a lesbian (term credited to Lane Brewer)

Example: "Are you gonna take that chick home?" "Naw man, she's a twat flopper

by ragdolldearest March 15, 2015

Twat

What Gordon Ramsay uses to insult idiot sandwiches

You fuckin twat

by Ikosaheadrom July 17, 2022

Twat menagerie

A large group of idiots and arseholes

I went to the festival but it was a complete twat menagerie so it sucked

by W. A. R. October 10, 2015

Twat

A word that can only be utilised to maximum effect through the oral skills of hamis.

Hamis: You fucking twat.
Olivia: You fricking twat.

See. Hamis delivered it better

by Hamid27494 March 31, 2020